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作者: greenday1006 (惡魔事典) 看板: StupidClown 標題: 猴腮雷 時間: Wed Apr 16 21:09:40 2008 我昨天大概遇到我生平動物對我做過最扯的事 昨天唱完歌跟朋友一起去西子灣的英國領事館 不知道是不是在下午旗津吃海產吃壞肚子 (╬�疇蛂�)凸 本來大家拍照拍的很高興~結果我肚子忽然很痛 後來實在忍不住了~馬上衝到廁所去. X你娘的~我這輩子從沒遇過讓我那嚜震撼的畫面 一隻猴子居然坐在馬桶上拉屎.... 喵的咧~我一開始瞬間以為是個人~還馬上說對不起關上門~發現不對 靠!!居然是隻猴子~雖然知道猴子在壽山已經超氾濫的 但有沒有搞錯阿!!!猴子蹲馬桶~也太有家教了吧!! 我看下次看到猴子在讀論語我都不會太驚訝了... 最賤的是我不敢趕他走~只能跟牠溝通~因為聽說猴子很兇 我只好像叫小狗一樣~用手招牠過來~不甩我就算了 你不會相信猴子真的會用不屑的眼神看你~還把屁股對向你.. 他X的~做人類居然做到那嚜沒尊嚴..後來我趕快跑回去找我朋友 我有預感我快要拉在褲子上了~我拿起我朋友還沒吃完的蛋糕 就往廁所跑...後來果然真的引誘成功~牠總算出了廁所 我馬上進去把門關上狂拉~但我沒料到猴子沒走 而是坐在我廁所的前面~我一打開門就採到牠的尾巴了!! 媽的咧~牠整個跳起來~還一直基基基的叫~我也被嚇到跟著大叫.. 我發誓我叫的聲音~絕對比倉井空和朝和蘭還能代表高潮 連旁邊的咖啡店店員都來了~但好在那隻猴子沒攻擊我就跑了 我真佩服中山大學的學生怎那嚜勇敢 之前聽說他們連在學校教室都會看到猴子~宿舍附近也有很多 我這次總算領悟到了.. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 124.218.211.140 推 cymk:哈哈~你好衰 04/16 21:12 推 barbariane:跟他一人一邊XDD 04/16 21:12 推 j30630610:看完想到的是鹿男NG片段裡咬玉木宏的那隻識貨的鹿.... 04/16 21:12 推 jhtnhk:其實它是在掏大便吃 04/16 21:13 推 cyyk:天吶....這真的太好笑了~~~~ 04/16 21:19 推 sweetkikiche:超好笑！！！XD 04/16 21:22 推 minimilk:嘖嘖...原PO跟猴子搶廁所.....（指） 04/16 21:31 推 pikimm:笑了 XDDDD 04/16 21:37 推 tOlaNd:天啊....難道猿人星球的預言是真的? 04/16 21:38 推 FREEDOMDATE:推推推，原來猴子真的那麼氾濫。 04/16 21:41 推 nuka0954310: 圖咧~~~~~~~~~~~(敲碗 04/16 21:47 推 crazypon1:我笑了 XD 04/16 21:53 推 emptyace:你看錯了 那是楊...... 04/16 21:56 推 ktirene:坐猴子坐過的馬桶耶...溫溫的嗎?! 04/16 22:00 推 EMIRU720:笑 04/16 22:14 推 takashi104:你有被嚇到剉賽嗎？Q_Q 04/16 22:19 推 rattenn:剛剛王牌天神經過.... 04/16 22:19 推 aakk:夠讚喔 04/16 22:20 推 arshess:真醬是猴腮雷~ 04/16 22:24 推 Vwindd:妳採猴子尾巴 大家都看到 04/16 22:25 推 nancy1014:太恐怖了 04/16 22:42 推 thedevilZ:原來跑到那去了...以為只有在校內(見怪不怪...煙) 04/16 22:52 推 Mozai:那隻猴子是進化史上關鍵的一環！ 04/16 23:01 推 autosox:XDDDD 04/16 23:11 推 waytin:推，借轉，謝謝 04/16 23:16 ※ waytin:轉錄至某隱形看板 04/16 23:18 推 maybemmmm:超好笑的XD 04/16 23:45 推 KAWA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/16 23:54 推 BAPExKAWS:好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 00:05 推 expedition:你踩到達文西了 04/17 00:07 推 ruby950127:好精采XDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 00:17 推 juntbuwmk:哈 04/17 00:30 推 tc021323:XDDDDDDDDD 04/17 00:33 推 bforest:XDDDDD 04/17 00:37 推 gein:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 00:39 推 hermityun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 00:40 推 lovemarch:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 00:47 推 kevin932100:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 00:47 推 unolady:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 00:50 推 ioiovivi:顆顆 04/17 00:53 推 dance4what:XDDDDDDDDDDD 好有家教喔!!!!!!!!! 04/17 00:54 推 xiahc06:猴子沒走是因為他在排隊? 04/17 01:04 推 miensa:推猴子... 04/17 01:18 推 kenyon128029:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 01:21 推 changtai:XD 04/17 01:33 ※ kaobeh:轉錄至看板 NSYSU 04/17 01:38 推 bigwhiteeat:這是真的？？？？ 猴子在馬桶上大便？？ 04/17 01:59 ※ himail006:轉錄至看板 KS96-307 04/17 02:03 推 lovinsky:真的是太好笑了 超爆笑的啦！！ 04/17 02:03 推 LoveBea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 02:29 推 ooyourxxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 02:31 推 mandy0813:我大笑了啦哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 02:40 推 cigara:這篇有銀魂的風格 04/17 03:30 推 liebestod:好好笑哦...怎麼沒推爆阿 XDDDDDDDD 04/17 03:55 推 jzn: 猴腮雷 04/17 06:05 推 BestEgg:小心那猴子上PTT抓人XD 04/17 07:17 推 vlightangel:你其實是看到楊X緯~ 04/17 08:11 推 middle9:我笑得很大聲 04/17 08:22 推 princessmake:XD 04/17 08:25 推 JohnnyWalker:XD 04/17 08:37 推 boltsky:XD 04/17 08:42 推 cjcdream:這真是太High了 04/17 08:53 推 hn520:XD 04/17 09:04 推 zzxxxzz:XD 04/17 09:06 → lucas01:豪洨 04/17 09:22 推 Yie:XD 04/17 09:26 推 hyelim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻了 04/17 09:29 推 HOTONY:中山校規還規定不能傷害猴子 跟白癡一樣 04/17 10:16 推 Coldfengzi:借轉 04/17 10:21 ※ Coldfengzi:轉錄至看板 HatePolitics 04/17 10:23 → orfeo20306:XDDDD 04/17 10:23 推 ncnili0502:[超幹]那天蹲馬桶莫名其妙被踩尾巴！ 躺著也中槍!!! 04/17 10:24 → Coldfengzi: 蹲 04/17 10:25 推 aqwspop:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 10:37 推 sdjh18:XDDDDDDDDD 還好你沒怎樣 04/17 10:52 推 cutejenny:XD 04/17 12:06 推 samisami:哇哈哈哈哈哈.....XD 04/17 12:09 推 swimmerpony:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 12:17 推 rwtbf:領教...... 04/17 12:26 推 tracyyu:XDXDXD 04/17 12:31 推 pciexpress:幹 超好笑....我在學校 猴子都會跟我們嗆聲... 04/17 12:32 推 mntpo:XDDD真的好好笑 04/17 12:34 推 kangleis:XDDDDDDD 04/17 13:04 推 ArrowSmith:他有沖馬桶嗎 04/17 13:05 推 iamdd:小心猴子看B查你IP 04/17 13:09 推 cbao:猴子：幹 我還在拉啦 04/17 13:22 推 yjay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 13:58 推 Asucks:真的很奇怪，我在中山唸兩年，卻連一隻猴子都沒看過... 04/17 14:46 → DDsophist:樓上的太遜了．．．我被偷過土司還搶過機車.. 04/17 14:59 推 bluewinged:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超級好笑的 04/17 15:53 推 romu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 16:01 推 uiorefd:[爽]搶人廁所還被他拿蛋糕巴結 04/17 16:03 推 VenceYen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 敘述的好好笑 04/17 16:25 推 OhMe:原po叫聲絕對比倉井空和朝和蘭還能代表高潮(流口水) 04/17 16:48 推 play9663:哈~超好笑~那猴子應該在等你上完~他還想繼續上吧!!^^ 04/17 17:22 ※ loveminca:轉錄至看板 Kaohsiung 04/17 17:48 推 vi000246:笑死了阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 18:29 推 LittleGuei:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 18:51 推 wplynnsky:推推 04/17 18:55 → aquawish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我們學校也有猴子耶@_@ 04/17 19:15 推 luckyamy0625:真的是太酷啦XDDD~~有好笑到XDDD~~~ 04/17 19:40 推 masakiashin:好好笑!!XDDDDDDD 04/17 19:45 推 asnakep:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 19:49 推 liquidbox:賽亞人尾巴是弱點，牠當然要叫 04/17 20:00 推 lostArt:哈哈哈哈哈 好笑 04/17 20:21 ※ sunnymind:轉錄至看板 KG93-309 04/17 20:37 推 warlock666:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 20:59 推 jspout:這篇超妙的，害我笑好久XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 20:59 ※ warlock666:轉錄至看板 FJU_Stat96B 04/17 21:00 ※ aa0000000000:轉錄至看板 HatePolitics 04/17 21:02 推 Aseven:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 21:07 推 miboo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑到肚子痛... 04/17 21:16 推 jessiee1013:我笑到流眼淚..........XDDDD 04/17 21:17 推 iagolee:在一起! 在一起! 在一起! 在一起! 04/17 21:19 推 yoz1125:哈哈!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!有笑有推!!!!!!! 04/17 21:28 推 kaweipress:XDDDDD~~快笑死了 04/17 21:38 推 wenlin2357:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 22:16 推 ccrr:太好笑了吧!!!! 04/17 23:04 推 alveolar:這篇超好笑的 不推不行XD 04/17 23:16 推 Enzoki:好有畫面 我笑死了... 04/17 23:21 推 crashin:超好笑XDDDD 04/17 23:38 ※ liangbb:轉錄至看板 silversoul 04/17 23:47 推 wozxzow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:55 推 choral:借轉 04/17 23:59 推 coldgoddess:很銀魂XDD你確定你看到的不是近藤? 04/17 23:59 ※ choral:轉錄至看板 TFSHS68th316 04/18 00:00 ※ wozxzow:轉錄至看板 NHU_Talk 04/18 00:06 推 stchen1987:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 00:23 → olivia1124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好有動作感阿～ 04/18 00:24 推 isharn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超級經典 04/18 00:43 推 Bluebear:心酸推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 00:50 推 elaine780115:好好笑噢XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 01:14 推 kentsam2077:XDDD 04/18 01:15 推 Kamelie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 01:24 推 skypi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 01:28 推 waid:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 02:16 推 lynnping:XDDD這實在太好笑了DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 02:20 推 Tracy0041:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 02:21 推 EchoWhisper:你確定你看到的不是近藤?你確定你看到的不是近藤? 04/18 02:25 推 fikal:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 02:27 推 MoodyMood:妳竟然敢坐猴子坐過的馬桶???? 04/18 02:33 推 urasea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 02:47 推 Astragali:牠有沖水嗎?? XDDDD 04/18 03:52 推 noskid:爆吧xdd 04/18 05:30 推 Seaturtle:爆！！！！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 05:31 ※ namtar:轉錄至看板 ASHS-93-li 04/18 10:42 推 spooky221:我老弟中山的，放在宿舍的泡麵曾被洗劫一空、醬包亂灑 04/18 12:04 → spooky221:據說房間還被弄得像命案現場一樣… … XD 04/18 12:05 推 saypeace:猴子有沖水嗎? 04/18 13:11 ※ ewqhusally:轉錄至某隱形看板 04/18 20:08 推 isaen:很好奇牠有沒有沖馬桶… 04/18 20:56 推 cypress0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太有fu了 04/18 21:55 推 babogoo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 04/18 23:32 推 wwiy:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 00:00 推 CynthiaLin:猴子會把屁股對著你，表示你地位比他大的意思喔~ 04/19 00:20 推 WAXIANG:扯XDDDDDDDD 04/19 01:29 推 place123:XXXXXDDDD 04/19 09:58 推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 04/19 11:29 → alima:GJ !!! 04/19 20:15 推 Calvin620707:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 21:38 → xxx22088:這太爆笑我快笑死了................ 04/19 21:43 －－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－ 下次來我們學校 請小心上廁所 哈哈哈